Junkie, Dori

Today, Page Six hypothesizes about Lindsay Lohan’s problems and suggests that they stem from her recent BFF, socialite Dori Cooperman, who could be her “Bad-luck Charm.” Oooooooooh. Intriguing.

Cooperman - whose father, Edwin Cooperman, was chairman of Travelers Bank Group and pays her bills - lives on East 64th Street. But she seems to gravitate to hard-partying power girls headed for a fall.

Cooperman extended her stay at Promises so she could stay close to Lohan. “She loves the attention,” a source told us at the time.

Lohan partied nonstop with Cooperman after they got out of rehab two weeks ago, but they weren’t together when the starlet was arrested a second time this week on suspicion of DWI and cocaine possession.

Cooperman told Page Six yesterday, “At this point in my life, I’m not associating with people who are not sober . . . As soon as I was able to confirm that Miss Lohan was not sober, I immediately terminated my communication.”

Cooperman ended up in rehab after being busted herself last April for stealing a neighbor’s $4,300 check and depositing it. If she stays out of trouble for two years, prosecutors will dismiss criminal charges. She also has to do 100 hours of community service.

In case you missed all that: This woman—who is in her 30s—is completely reliant on her father for financial support, a check forger and a hanger-on to the coattails of drug-addicts who just turned 21. Wonderful, no?

Why can’t we get more squandering shoppers like this sweeping for IEDs in Iraq?

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Published 7/26/07 by


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