Someone Haiku

Someone Haiku
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today’s Someone Haiku winner is LDT:

Mommy, look at me!
Your starlet, celebrity…
Satisfied yet, Mom?

What it lacked in subtlety it made up for in uninhibited rage. Well done, LDT.

New one after the jump.

Today, put your poetry up against Courtney Love’s, who banged out this garbled gem to her gay fans on her infamous MySpace blog:

id rather have homos any ing day being that i am a gay mn trannie any ing way … colopur my ass liza im thrilled

Sorry, while Love operates within an abstract realm where there are no restrictions on the written word and only curses need be spelled correctly, as per usual, you’re restricted to 17 syllables. Good luck.

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Published 7/26/07 by


MollyGood

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