Robert Patinson Hates Self-Flagellation Loves Cheek Bones

It so hard to be a star. Life is just such a struggle, complicated with wealth and mass admiration. It’s just all a too much. Just ask teen vampire dream, Robert Pattinson.

“It’s like self-flagellation, so why would I bother? And I didn’t want to piss on anyone’s grave. It was hard to watch my first scene in which I turn up in this funny little hat.”

He goes on with his handsome self saying:

“I tell interviewers I do really intellectually highbrow stuff in my downtime. I read first edition Shakespeare. I write poetry. I’m trying to get my masters in neuroscience. That’s the kind of guy I am… Man, I don’t even know what a masters is.”

Do we care if he is well read? No.

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