2009 Celebritology Honors: Heidi & Spencer Named Dippiest Couple; Kanye West Should Go Away

How did your favorite (and least fave) celebs fare in this year's biggest-ever Celebritology Honors? Read on to find out who made the biggest career mistake, what celeb kid's tell-all would be required reading and which star we wish would just go away already. (AP) Celeb Whose Kids' Tell-All Book You'd Most Want to Read: Michael Jackson A year ago at this time, Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket were ghost-like images we glimpsed beneath veils, masks and the protective cocoon of Michael Jackson's very private life. His death in June changed all that. Now living with Jackson's mother, we agreed we would be up for reading what these kids might say about life with Jacko. Runner-up: Madonna (Getty Images) Least Self-Aware Celeb: Megan Fox Because she's incapable of opening her mouth without producing a bizarro quote ("I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what


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