Kanye West and Lady Gaga‘s ‘Fame Kills’ Tour Canceled - UPDATED

After his poultry centered hissy fit at Common’s charity event (click here to read about that) the plug has been pulled from Kanye West and Lady Gaga’s ‘Fame Kills’ tour.

Live Nation simply announced that the tour is done before it started. No reason was cited but they did promise everyone gets their money back and will get their misspent money back at the point of purchase.

Ok one of three things happened here.

1. Kanye West is going into rehab to take his cap lock ridden rants to people who actually care.
2. He got glimpse of Gaga’s retractable peen and was furious because she is hung better.
3. There isn’t a venue large enough to fit Kanye West, his daddy issues and his groundless ego.

I am going with a combo of all three.

UPDATE - I was sort of right. TMZ is reporting that ticket sales have been terrible and that is one of the many reasons ‘Fame Kills’ was canceled. They also state that West and Gaga’s people couldn’t make nice.

“If Kanye West doesn’t regret hijacking Taylor Swift, he will now — we’re told his concert tour with Lady Gaga was scrapped because ticket sales sucked. And “sucked” happens to be a nicer version of the word we were told.

And not only that — our insiders say another factor in the cancellation was West and Gaga’s people were at each others throats like their last names were Gosselin.”