May Xenu Bless Jenna Elfman's Child

Freaky Scientology chick Jenna Elfman has given birth to a son, Story Elias. No word yet on whether it was a silent birth or whether Jenna, at the moment of truth, just said it and screamed her head off. Tom Cruise is at the hospital now waiting to take possession of the child, so he can add it to his army of Xenu-worshipping baby disciples/future spouses.

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Published 7/30/07 by


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