Babies Need White Teeth

A few more factoids from the Us Weekly cover story on Britney Spears life as a fun mom: Britney likes tacos and babies with wicked white teeth. Can you blame her?

The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us.

Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.

The bizarre behavior doesn’t stop there. Spears and her kids became high-end squatters July 22, when they toured, then took over for several hours, a Pacific Palisades home, on the market for $6.5 million.

Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller’s nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands.

“She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source says of the home. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess. I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

Seriously, y’all, her life is like one long episode of Hee-Haw.

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Published 8/1/07 by


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  • Any Judge that would give her 50/50 custody should be removed from the bench! The women is obviously a complete NUTBALL! Her psycho antics are not helping her any and I pray Kevin gets those kids.
    Anonymous 8/2/07 Reply
  • She's such a terrible mother it hurts to see the way she raises her kids
    Anonymous 8/1/07 Reply
  • What judge in his/her right mind gave this woman 50/50 custody. They should have just taken the kids
  • It's moms like her that make childhood obesity to normal.
    trouba4eva 8/1/07 Reply
  • Britney status has just changed from white trash to ghetto star.
  • Maybe Britney is giving her kids what her mom could never give her as a child.
    hyperon2 8/1/07 Reply