ED NORTON IS DECEPTIVE

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Ed Norton told the ComicCon convention this weekend that he wrote the screenplay for next summers "the Incredible Hulk", in which he stars.  This was all big news to Zak Penn, who until that moment was known by all to be the only writer involved with the project and unquestionably the one who wrote the screenplay.  Norton said:
"Well, you're making me be immodest ... I came into this and I wrote the screenplay. I was a Marvel kid growing up, and I used to subscribe to a lot of the books. Remember when they used to come in plastic with the little piece of scotch tape on the back? This story has almost limitless potential in it to be remade and redone. It's a really classic modern mythology."

Ed Norton is an idiot.  He thinks he's so much smarter and talented than he really is.  They should have called "the Score", "Battle of the Mumblers".  I couldn't understand a single thing he or DeNiro said.  The only time he's coherent is when he's yelling or has some showy actor-y crutch and that is easy.  The Ed Norton school of acting is just, "ooh, look at me, I'm blind, I'm looking 6 inches to the left of you, because I'm blind.  Where's that cup?  I don't know, I'm blind, let me feel around for it."  Or, "duh, I'm a retard.  See, my fork has a cork on the end and my polo shirt is buttoned all the way up. And the third button is in the hole for the second button, making it askew.  Because retards don't understand buttons."  This guy is a jackass.  Just because he changed it doesn't mean he wrote it.  I could draw big tits on the Mona Lisa, that doesn't mean I can say I painted the Mona Lisa.  I just made that hot.

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