Jessica Alba has hard nipples

A newly single Jessica Alba was spotted at a Beverly Hills drugstore yesterday looking pretty distressed. I'm guessing it's because she's cold and forgot her bra. Or maybe she's unhappy with the store's selection of detergents. Or maybe it's because I turned her down for a date. It's probably that last one. I do that all the time and the ladies just hate it.
Published 8/1/07 by

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