Mena Suvari is a Bald Idiot

Mena Suvari is a Bald Idiot
Mena Suvari was photographed in Beverly Hills yesterday with a fresh crop of zits and a newly shorn head. I can’t even begin to fathom what on earth would possess her to voluntarily “uglify” herself like this — so to try to make sense of it, I’m putting together this handy list:

Five Reasons Why Mena Suvari May Have Shaved Her Head

1. Lost a bet

2. Joining a Lesbian Militia

3. Preparing for straight-to-DVD G.I. Jane sequel

4. Got into a scuffle with a “flowbee” and lost

5. Mena Suvari is really just a huge ing idiot

More photos after the jump — don’t miss the donning of the “Hood of Shame.”

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Published 8/3/07 by


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Comments (6)

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  • I think she looks beautiful. Society is too into looks and the "trappings" of beauty. I think that ALL women should shave their heads just once so that they could understand and feel the freedom that you have when you don't buy into all the...
    Anonymous 6/9/08 Reply
  • A womans crown is her hair !
    Anonymous 8/21/07 Reply
  • People are so caught up on whats is beauty. For all we know, it could be preparation for a role, something could be wrong, or the best, she could have donated her hair for a good cause.
    Anonymous 8/17/07 Reply
  • I vote for number 5
    deluscious5 8/3/07 Reply
  • See you can be bald and not crazy! At least I think Mina isn't crazy.
    TribalFlava 8/3/07 Reply
  • I love Mina's short hair, she looks totally cute with the glasses.
    hiIamAng 8/3/07 Reply