Mena Suvari is a Bald Idiot

Mena Suvari Does A Britney
Mena Suvari was photographed in Beverly Hills yesterday with a fresh crop of zits and a newly shorn head. I can’t even begin to fathom what on earth would possess her to voluntarily “uglify” herself like this — so to try to make sense of it, I’m putting together this handy list:

Five Reasons Why Mena Suvari May Have Shaved Her Head

1. Lost a bet

2. Joining a Lesbian Militia

3. Preparing for straight-to-DVD G.I. Jane sequel

4. Got into a scuffle with a “flowbee” and lost

5. Mena Suvari is really just a huge   idiot

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