Rule #1: No skimping on underwear. Ultra-short skirt? Underwear. Paparazzi-strewn entrance? Underwear. With a few rare exceptions (which we will leave to your unbridled imagination), underwear is always appropriate.
Rule #2: Wear clothes that look good on you. Those sunglasses? They make your face look jowly. That trucker hat? It screams “I’ve got one foot on the street and the other back in the trailer.” Be brutally honest with yourself — you know everyone else will be.
Rule #3: Choose trends wisely. Go ahead and try things out in the privacy of your own home, but then let Rule #2 be your guide. If the trend doesn’t pass the test, let it pass you by.
Rule #4: Find some people you can trust. Either your stylist should be fired or you should find a good stylist who can save you from yourself. Please put this task at the top of your assistant’s To-Do list.
Rule #5: Ask what The Basics can do for you. All those prints and patterns and jingle-jangle jewelry look downright junky when piled together. But pair one or two of them with sexy jeans and a simple shirt, and you’re golden.
Rule #6: You can never go wrong with black. It’s slimming. It’s sexy. It’s simple. Remember Sharon Stone at the Oscars in that black Gap T-shirt? You may never look that good, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.
Rule #7: Cigarettes are not a style statement. They’re not called cancer sticks for nothing, and they’re also no friend to skin, which need we remind you is one of your last remaining assets. So unless you’re looking for a slow and painful way out of your own personal hell, you’d do right to jettison them immediately.
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let her be