In an issue set to hit newsstands tomorrow, US Weekly scored an exclusive interview with some college kid (pictured above, who looks frighteningly like Jim Carrey in his “In Living Color” days) who allegedly spent an evening in the company of Britney Spears.
In just five hours, Encinias went from being an extra in her latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the single mom of two in a rooftop pool at L.A’s Standard Downtown hotel. “Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”
As for the “shocking” details of what happened afterwards back in “Britney’s hotel room” — we have to wait for the issue to publish. Although, my guess is that these “shocking details” will mostly consist of him recounting that nailing Britney was like “making love to a rabid donkey” — or possibly that not all the alcohol on this earth could stop him from getting flashbacks from when he was nine and walked in on his Great Aunt Clara getting out of the shower as he gazed upon Britney’s naked breasts. By now, if someone could present me with information about Britney Spears that would legitimately “shock” me — I’d have to incredulously toss the bottle over my shoulder and join a nunnery.
Yeeeah!
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