Although this does kind of make sense, since I hear the plot of the new “Sex in the City” movie, Sex in the City: First Blood, picks up with Carrie Bradshaw years later, after returning from a stint in the Green Beret — wandering around New York desolate and disoriented after finding out she’s the last surviving member of her unit. After a scuffle with a local sheriff who attempts to run her out of the city, things turn deadly when Carrie murders a deputy with the heel of her Manolo Blahnik — escaping and going on a cosmo-fueled killing spree. Samantha is brought in to try to contain the situation, but ominously tells the hapless law enforcement that they had “better get a lot of body bags ready.”
More photos of Mr. Parker after the jump — you’ve been warned.
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