Thanks to space age harness technology and alien plastics gleaned from UFO crashes, you can now seamlessly integrate a laptop into your body. It goes where you go—like an extension of your flesh and bone. Amazingly, this upgrade only costs $40—but if you act now our trained team of scientists and surgeons will implant a cellphone directly on your skull for no extra charge. [Connect a Desk]
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