Let the testosteroney, (hair)gelatinous ooze of Matt Encinias, the 21-year-old college gym rat dubbed a “Boy Toy,” coat you and make you ill! This lucky undergrad got the opportunity of a lifetime when Britney Spears invited him to relax poolside with her in downtown Los Angeles. Of course, Matt obliged, doing what any red-blooded young man looking for an unforgettable, very marketable story would do. Once in the pool, the drinks started flowing, and the rest is something I’ll let him share with you. Because unlike some of his conquests when questioned about their bruises, Encinias is quite eager to share every last detail of the tryst. Judging by the way he speaks, I’m inclined to think that this was the first time he wasn’t the one plying the eager youngster with shots. You can tell he’s a true dildo by how much he emphasizes that Spears had “very nice boobs.”
Click here to get grossed out by him yourself.
Published 8/10/07 by
MollyGood
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