You’d think if Ashlee Simpson was getting a plastic surgery overhaul, the next place she’d go after fixing her schnozz would be shaving down that enormous pointy chin. She looks like she should be bent over an oven, shoving in Hansel and Gretel and cackling with glee. All she’s missing is a wart sprouting a few hairs. I happened to be outside on my cellphone when she walked past, and when she paused near me to admire some purses I yelled, “Hey! Could you move your ing chin already? You’re blocking the signal! I just lost a call!” And she looked embarrassed and kind of half-waved before breaking into this shameful hoedown shuffle. Just like the one she did on Saturday Night Live. So I threw my drink in her face and yelled, “You’ll never be pretty on the inside! You hear me? Never! You suck!” And then the staff from the hospital found me because of all the commotion and made me go inside and take my medicine. Bastards. Ashlee Simpson’s chin ruins everything.
More chinny-chin-chin after the jump.
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Published 1/31/07 by
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