Dustin Diamond is a Douchebag

The former child star-turned-porn-star Dustin Diamond allegedly threatened to “make a dildo of my and former “American Idol” star Kimberly Locke with it” during a heated altercation [on the set of “Celebrity Fit Club.”] According to our sources, Locke, along with almost every member of the cast, including 80’s pop star Tiffany, rap star Warren G and “Brady Bunch” star Maureen “Marcia” McCormick all stormed off the set. We’re told that producers have exiled Dustin Diamond and he will no longer have any interaction with the cast. According to our source, the cast couldn’t be happier with the Screeching halt.

A dildo of his ? Now, wait a minute — his , or the stunt he used in his ty porno? His , the very same that got robbed and took a beating from a girl? The same that played “Screech” on “Saved By the Bell”? Yeeeah… I’m pretty sure a queer like him wouldn’t have a “.” He’d have a big old vagina. And it’s hard to make a cast of a vagina and go around ing people with it. Trust me, I’ve tried. Maybe instead, Warren G could make a mold of his and beat Dustin about the head and neck with it while Kimberly watched. And he could scream, “This is what a real looks like, you faggot! Regulators, mount up!” and everybody else could laugh and point and then take turns kicking Dustin in the vagina.

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