Ooo Wee, Girl, You Look Like Plastic

Ooo Wee, Girl, You Look Like Plastic
Beyonce performed at the Trump Taj Mahal this weekend, and by “performed,” I actually mean “stood in smoke with a dead look on her face.”

Beyonce should consider developing a drinking habit or perhaps losing a couple teeth; I think it might make her more interesting.

Published 8/13/07 by


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  • go go girl
    Anonymous 8/15/07 Reply
  • you look hot girl or [sugera mama]
    Anonymous 8/15/07 Reply
  • i agree with everyone else. she looks incredible!
    bliss 8/15/07 Reply
  • she looks gorgeous in the pic
    Anonymous 8/14/07 Reply
  • she is still one of the world's beatiful women.
    mernest 8/14/07 Reply
  • Paging Madame Tussaud
    jscape 8/13/07 Reply
  • shes perfect
    arose1213 8/13/07 Reply
  • She looks wonderful no matter what.
    Anonymous 8/13/07 Reply
  • flawless
    Anonymous 8/13/07 Reply
  • Whatever she looks like here, in life you know the girl is fine. Forever and always!
    panchogonzo 8/13/07 Reply
  • she is one classy, beautiful woman.
    sblocal 8/13/07 Reply
  • Looks like plastic? Whatever, she looks freaking beautiful. She has porcelain skin and is built like a true woman. I'm in love.
    freshgossip 8/13/07 Reply