Kevin’s lawyer initiated a commando-style raid… at 3 a.m. this morning to serve Alli Sims, Brit’s assistant/cousin, with papers. At the time of serving, Alli was at an LA house party, and was “absolutely angry” about what was happening… Only a few hours earlier, Brit was having dinner in LA with two male friends, totally unaware of the unfolding drama. The documents state that Alli will be grilled about everything… about Brit’s parenting skills – including whether she changes diapers, and whether the mom of two drinks too much.
The papers were served by Aaron Cohen, who owns IMS-Security, an elite Hollywood security firm made up of Israeli Counter Terror commandos.
Look, I love “24″ as much as the next guy, but I think the middle-of-the-night counter-terrorist approach is a little much. This is Britney Spears we’re talking about. You could tie a string to a half-eaten bag of Cheetos and a pack of smokes and drag them Bugs Bunny style across a busy overpass and she’d be dead in less than three minutes. Two minutes if the string is tied to a box of Massengil with three-day stubble and tattoos. It’d be like shooting babies in barrel, it’s so easy.
More of Britney’s sad party hats out and about Saturday night after the jump
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