‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

This pains me. If love truly is a battlefield, then Pat’s cookie jar must be a freaking war zone.

Back in the day, Pat was the shizz. Who can forget her compelling performance in Love is a Battlefield. Angry teen leaves mid-west home for the big city. Angry teen, with no discernible skills, aside from petulant youth, falls in with the wrong crowd. Angry teen, with the assistance of an interpretive dance crew composed entirely of hookers, scares off her pimp with shaky shoulder manoeuvres. Angry teen decides that interpretive dance is NOT her future and goes home. Amazing.

But this? This I don’t care for. Can’t she be more like, for instance, Debbie Harry. You know, a little crazy and alot inappropriate. It’s what we expect and want from someone who, given the half the chance, and extensive yoga training, would kick her own ass if the situation dictated.

For crimes against every fashion rule in the book, Ms Benatar is a hamburger on today’s ‘Wired Meat Scale Report’.

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