Yeeeah!: Sienna Takes Yet Another Lover

British tart Sienna Miller has given up her chocolate dream for a taste of Middle Earth — word on the street is she’s boning Boromir. Daily Mail reports

The actress is smitten with actor Sean Bean - the man she is about to start filming her latest movie with. A source close to Sienna, 25, revealed: “She is completely mesmerised by Bean already. She has told friends that she can’t help feeling transfixed by his green eyes and loves the fact that he is a real macho man.” In fact, she is so into him that she has already spent a romantic evening with him at her west London home, where she treated him to the culinary delight of beef stew.

Beef stew? Beef stew?! Great mines of Moria! If you’re trying to woo the last ruling steward of Gondor, you could damn well do better than beef ing stew. Like, say, some sour cream lembas or a little balrog babaghanoush. I’ve got a recipe for baked orodruin that could pull the ears of a gundark. That’s right, baby. For a taste of a galaxy far, far away or a little Númenórean delight, I’m your half-elf Twi’lek fantasy. Call me, boys!

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