‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

I call this ‘Curious Tourist reading about Local Interests’.

This is ‘Thinking about products I might like to purchase’.

This is ‘Talking to casual acquaintance about cheese’.

And, finally, ‘ I’m just being casual and fun here. Hey, what’s the problem? Why did you call in the Bai Ling Flashing Police? They’re tired, already! They work 24/7. Ohhhhh….. my lady parts. Look, I’m just going to cover them up discreetly with my hand. What do you mean, I should just close my legs. Tell me, do you like romping? In the snow whilst drinking plum wine and pointing at little children? I thought so.’

See, serious actor with a range as big as her medicine cabinet.

Unfortunately, acting range counts for nothing here so….that denim romper bumps Bai Ling from a strong t-bone to a weakened short rib.

Source & Story: Wire Image

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