The Good Genes Are in the Mole

Cindy Crawford’s SON, Presley, is there on your right. Unlike his sister, Kaia, who was born of Cindy’s gilded womb, Presley is the product of the collective thought-power of every pedophile who ever had a verboten dream.

PS Please tell me deez kids ain’t wearin’ friggin’ makeup!

Published 8/15/07 by


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