‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

Keira is currently filming Atonement, which is about a woman in a white bathing suit and hat, sitting by a lake thinking about stuff. I kid! It’s about a young girl who frolics (yes, that’s the word the papers are using) on her family’s country estate. Hey, I wasn’t far off actually.

I’ve got to admit that Keira isn’t annoying me as much as she normally does. Sure, she’s utterly flat chested and I could hang my entire wardrobe off those shoulders, but her trademark pout is pleasingly absent. And that is more than enough for me to upgrade Keira from a hamburger to a short-rib.

Wow, that’s two short ribs in a row. I must be getting soft in my old age.

Source: Daily Mail - Keira lights up the lakeside on the set of her latest movie

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