The British actress will bed openly gay Portia after her character Julia McNamara falls for the mother of a boob job patient, played by the former Ally McBeal star. The pair’s scenes so far are said to be so explicit that even crew members used to the series’ frequent sexual storylines have been shocked.
An on set source said: “Portia’s character is going to be involved in a torrid relationship with Joely’s character over about 10 episodes. It’s going to be shocking stuff. So far, the pair’s sex scenes have been wild. Even the crew have been shocked by what they have seen.”
As shocking as… this?! (dun dun DUN)
The first boy-on-boy soap opera kiss on “As the World Turns” on Friday! Congratulations, you’re now a gay. CBS didn’t issue a disclaimer, so I wasn’t legally obligated to tell you first, but it turns out that 67% of all gay* is caught from watching something gay on TV. (So if you rented “The Legend of Bagger Vance” or “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin” you’re a bonafide homo now.)
*The other 33% is contracted from sitting next to one in a public place or from wearing Drakkar Noir. Now, if you’re wearing Drakkar and sitting next to a gay on the bus, you should probably go ahead pull the dick out of your ass before it starts chafing.
More of Paris and Jenna outside Club Vice after the jump
Yeeeah!
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