Lily Allen Hates America. America Would Hate Her Back If They Knew Who She Was.

Lily Allen Hates America. America Would Hate Her Back If They Knew Who She Was.
Pop-brat Lily Allen's visa troubles have soured her on the United States. Said the little twat at a recent concert:

I couldn't care less if I never go to America again. I would rather be with my man. I've been banned from America. That's nice. Oh well, that means I can't go back there. Good.

Allen then added in a Joss Stone-like American accent:

I'm going to dedicate this to the US. Obviously I'm really sad I can't do my US tour. Shame on you, the US Immigration Service.

Frankly, Lily, I applaud the INS for doing its job so well. People like you are exactly the kind we're trying to keep out of our country - you're nothing but an untalented little twit with a big mouth. And by the way, would you please stop making fun of Amy Winehouse? I know you think it's cute and all, but come on - everyone knows that you're just jealous of her because she can actually sing and you can't. You Lily are nothing more than the British Britney Spears at this point, and in a couple of years, you will be nothing but a has-been like Britney. Then you'll be begging to be let in to America, in hopes that you can resurrect your dead career by appearing on a reality show. But it will be too late then. You'll have to sell your fat pasty ass for booze. Won't be so cheeky then, will we slag?

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Published 8/20/07 by


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  • Lily Allen makes me want to vomit. She's worthless piece of trash. At least Amy Winehouse had talent before she got ed up. Lily Allen never had talent and never will. She's too busy trying to figure out who she should insult next so people will pay...
    Anonymous 9/9/09 Reply
  • Lucky America, at least they don't have to put up with this complete waste of space.
    Anonymous 5/26/09 Reply
  • USA a washed up country? UK is a complete mess full of lazy dole spongers and 13 year olds getting pregnant. I hate her accent if she wasn't a singer you can imagine her with 5 kids living in a council flat.
    Anonymous 2/15/09 Reply
  • I bet you douchebags feel differently now that bama is in office now. It's amazing how in a matter of a few weeks the US can go from washed up to totally awesome. Lily Allen will die of a drug overdose anyway, so she can keep her fat ass over there.
    Anonymous 2/6/09 Reply
  • Lily is correct. The USA is a washed up country, and there has not been anything of value coming from here in over 20 years. As for Amy Winehouse...Horrible, Untalented, Drunk idiot.
    Anonymous 11/17/07 Reply