Yeeeah!: Did Justin Really Cheat?

It absolutely blows my mind that somebody who was a member of ‘N-f..ing-Sync gets anything other than penis, but somehow Justin Timberlake keeps scoring hot kitty. According to Page Six

Justin Timberlake’s womanizing ways haven’t changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt “sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night” at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand. “They were obviously into each other,” said the spy. “It was just the two of them.” Another source dished to us, “He is notorious. He will [] anything.”

I guess you get tired of dipping your penis in gold all the time, so you want to try dipping it into diamonds instead. And sometimes you get tired of just plain diamonds so you dip it in diamonds covered with diamonds with diamond overlay and diamond accents. God, life is so unfair. I hope Justin Timberlake dies in a fire and all that’s left is his diamond covered penis so I can beat his charred remains with it before I sell it on eBay to some faggy ‘NSync fan. That way Justin can spend the rest of posterity in some dude’s man stink and justice can finally be served. It’s the only way to right this terrible wrong.

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