The Long Arm Of The Law

After two starstruck parking cops bragged that they had nailed Hayden Panettiere a few days before, the serial celebrity citationers swooped in on Vida’s white Range Rover and planted a ticket on her windshield. When the cheeky chick got back to her ride, she told our photog that the parking officer made one thing clear — if she forked over some naked pics of herself, she would get off.

I understand the plight of these cops wanting to see nude photos…but c’mon these are attention-whores we are talking about! It is only a matter of time before they A) make a sex tape that gets “accidentally” released on the internet, B) have nude photos of them snapped on some vacation at an exotic island, C) whore themselves to Playboy for a photo shoot once their career hits rock bottom or D) take a role in a movie that has a lot of nudity because it is the only work they can get. These cops need to use their brains and not risk their jobs over it. Dumbasses!

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