Paris to Be Back in Your Local Library

Paris to Be Back in Your Local Library
Paris Hilton will soon bestow on the world yet another piece of written work, to be filled with all the capital musings she forgot to include in 2004’s Confessions Of An Heiress. Says her literary agent, Dan Strone, “She is planning to do another book…She is thinking of doing a new book, and I don’t think believe [sic] at this time, it’s contemplated to be a so-called prison diary.” (Paris Hilton has a literary agent? I just got a headache!) While the book’s topic is still up in the air, you can be sure that Paris won’t write it, and also that it will be a bestseller.

What do you think the title of this bible of the careless shall be? My guess: Killing Them Softly: How to Gradually Wear Away at the Fabric of Civilization Without Getting Caught.

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Published 8/22/07 by


MollyGood

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