Beyoncé Flashes Her Boring Tits

Beyonce suffered an onstage wardrobe malfunction at a concert in Toronto the other night, the footage of which you can view here on TMZ. I have to warn you though, regardless of being censored — this is pretty much the dullest ie slip I have ever seen in my life. In fact, since I can think of about a million things off the top of my head more exciting than a grainy Beyonce flash, I bring to you:

Top Ten Things More Exciting Than Beyoncé’s

10. Cutting coupons out of the free local paper they put in my mailbox.

9. Going to “Friendly’s” with my Grandma.

8. Picking scabs.

7. “Antiques Roadshow.”

6. My yearly gynecology exam.

5. Shopping for ceramic frogs on ebay.

4. Paying my car insurance.

3. Funny dogs.

2. A bologna and cheese sandwich.

1. Watching Beyonce fall down the stairs.

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Published 8/22/07 by

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