Kate Hudson And Dax Shepard Make Me Ill

Kate Hudson And Dax Shepard Make Me Ill
Someone needs to tell Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard that the produce section of their local supermarket is not the appropriate place to start groping each other. People are in there shopping for cantaloupes and red peppers, and they've got to look up and see these two animals.



Here they are in the canned foods, at it again. What, they decided to christen every god damn aisle? I'd pay a thousand dollars to see that Starbucks cup burst open and scalding-hot hazelnut coffee splash all over these two idiots.


"I really dig you Dax. You're a really cool guy. You're ing around on me aren't you? That's okay, I expect it. You're a man. By the way, I'm ing around on you too. You know that guy who was just putting out the Spaghetti-Os? Yeah, in the back room about three days ago. His is way bigger than yours. But you make me laugh. No, when you tell jokes. What did you think I meant, honeykins?"
Published 8/26/07 by


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