Jennifer Aniston Is All Real

Word on the street is that the former Mrs. Brad Pitt has been consoling herself over her breakup with The Break-up co-star Vince Vaughn by indulging in a little cosmetic surgery.  Fake nose?  Fake boobs?  Quite frankly we don’t give a damn, ‘cause everything else about Jennifer Aniston is indisputably real. 

In a recent interview with People magazine, Jen put to rest any rumors that she’s had work done lately aside from fixing a deviated septum.  While she says she’s sleeping much better now as a result of the corrective surgery, we don’t doubt that having a big sweaty Vince out of your bed does wonders for your beauty rest, as well.

In reference to the buzz that she’s gotten breast implants, the former “Friends” star is quoted as saying, “Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do.”  While gaggles of men are probably eager to volunteer for the job of authenticating her breasts, they’ll have to satisfy their Rachel Green fantasies by watching Jennifer’s cameo on friend Courtney Cox’s new television show Dirt, in which the two share a kiss.

We’d heard that Courtney and Jennifer’s characters engage in some hot girl-on-girl action, but apparently it’s mostly just hot air.  (Funny how rumors are usually juicier than the truth.)  Jen told People that it was only a simple goodbye kiss.  Sorry guys!

So, the moral of the story is that Jennifer is all real, the rumors are all false, and we are all behind this good girl.