Tito Ortiz and I aren't as alike in as many ways as you might imagine. For example, I rarely see a duck and then auger my tongue into it's mouth. Also, I spend most of the day trying to keep my penis AWAY from diseased wombs that are basically killing chambers for a penis, whereas Tito drops it in and stirs it around. I tip my cap to you, brave sir.
Published 8/28/07 by
What Would Tyler Durden Do?
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