Britney, while hanging out with Paris Hilton at Area (don't know if this was before or after Paris started calling Britney "The Animal"), went to light up a ciggy, but accidentally touched flame to the filter end and started sucking on it before she realized what she'd done. Paris, aghast, told Britney that when you smoked a cigarette backward like that it caused the blood supply to your nethers to get cut off, rendering you incapable of ever experiencing an orgasm again. Funny, huh? Well, not to Britney, who actually believed it, and spent the next ten minutes running around the club in horror, asking people if they'd ever heard the same thing before. Witmeister Paris finally let Britney off the hook by telling her it was a joke, and Britney replied by slapping Paris playfully on the arm.
Damn, Paris is one cold bitch. And Britney - maybe if you run you can catch the turnip truck back to Palookaville.
Published 12/29/06 by
Crabbie's Hollywood
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