The Jig Is Up For Britney's Ex-Manager

The Jig Is Up For Britney's Ex-Manager
Such a delicate flower. You wouldn't think this chick was a multi-millionaire and international pop star now, would you? She looks like that lady at the end of the bar down at the local Elks Club who wants to know who took my f*cking lighter and threatening to punch the Keno girl if you don't give me my f*cking lighter back, Darcell! Anyway, Britney's ex-manager Larry Rudolph has been trying desperately to avoid K-Fed's subpoena soldiers of fortune. No, really, they're like ex-Israeli commandos or some . Anyway, he got caught.

While Spears' career Svengali told E! News anchor Ryan Seacrest earlier this week that he had spent the past few weeks on the run from Federline's process server, his incognito skills are either sorely lacking, or he gave up the game, finally getting slapped with the paperwork at the West Los Angeles branch of the Sunset Tan tanning salon Thursday morning.
Wow, he was really in hiding. Why didn't he just sit up on a billboard? Keep reading for why he's nervous about having to testify.
Over the weekend, Rudolph expressed his reticence at testifying in the case to Seacrest, saying he wished to remain loyal to the tabloid trainwreck despite his rocky professional relationship with the singer, with whom he has twice parted ways. He told Seacrest that, should he be made to testify, it "won't be good for Britney."
How could it get any worse? Are there bodies in the basement? Did she hide Osama at one point? Did she greenlight the Geico cavemen getting their own show? Do you believe that they gave those guys a show? They really think Americans are drooling idiots, sitting in their own filth.
Published 8/31/07 by


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