Nicole Kidman Together With Keith Urban In Sydney. Keith's Got Some 'Splainin' To Do, I Theenk.

Nicole Kidman Together With Keith Urban In Sydney. Keith's Got Some 'Splainin' To Do, I Theenk.
It was beginning to look like Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's marriage was already on the rocks, what with Keith being in rehab trying to work out his drinky-drinky issues, and that skanky model coming out of nowhere to say she and Keith had gotten it on during Urban and Kidman's engagement. But, maybe, love does conquer all - or maybe the couple's long-awaited reunion in Sydney is merely the prelude to the big-time meltdown we've all been hoping for.

See, now that wasn't right. "Hoping for." What the hell's the matter with me? Rooting for a couple of people I don't even know to break up just so I'll have material for my stupid blog. I should be shot.

Seriously Nicole. Did you see the skank your husband was ing? That's how little he thinks of you. That he would cheat on you with a broad who's barely attractive enough to be a Hooters waitress. And honestly Nicole - you don't really think he's done drinking, do you? He's a country singer. Those people drink. A lot. And write songs about it. And songs about pick-up trucks and old dogs named Luke. Do you want to end up being in one of those songs, Nicole? A song about the red-head who broke old Keith's heart, so he had to take up the bottle again, and ugly chicks, and put his dog Luke in his pick-up truck and drive down to the fishing hole to do epic battle with Reggie the five-thousand-pound catfish that his daddy and his daddy's daddy both died trying to hook? Is that any kind of legacy for a woman of your caliber? I don't think so.

Anyway, here's hoping the couple can work their troubles out. Hate to see them break up.
Published 12/29/06 by


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  • yeah that was mean.shes the one who prays to the mother of jesus, no where does it say pray to the mother for forgivness at least not in my bible,however, im glad she didnt convert to scientoligy.tell her poor older children to run like the wind as...
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