If you were to picture a 41-year-old who banged her way through Hollywood and she has STD's and two kids, the image in your head probably wouldn't look like Pam Anderson. Normally seeing a girl like that spread her legs would be like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich, but Pam Anderson looks pretty good. Or at least she did yesterday on the beach in Malibu, when she went swimming to cap off her Labor Day weekend. It's been a while since she looked this good. I like that. Pam Anderson has more sentimental value to me than my parents. Pictures of her giant boobs ushered me into maturity and taught me how to be a man. Or at least a very sticky boy.
Published 9/4/07 by
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