Hot Spot: Anna Nicole, Gwen, and Jude

Just when you thought the Anna Nicole Smith story
couldn't get weirder, along comes reporter Rita Cosby to

contend that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern once

had a gay relationship.  Of
course Larry is now
going to sue Rita for defamation.  While he's at it,
maybe he could hire
someone to tear the frog from her throat.

Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin of Coldplay
are said to be
close to divorcing.  A rift apparently formed when
Gwyneth listened to
one of Coldplay's songs and realized they're just a
crappy knock-off of
Radiohead.

Scientists have conclusively proven that rock stars
die earlier than
normal people.  By undertaking this study, they also
proved that
scientists have way, way too much time on their hands.

The individual once known as Larry Wachowski,
co-director of The Matrix
with his brother Andy, has completed his sex-change
and is now named
Lana.  Now perhaps Lana and Andy could perform some
kind of radical
surgery on the last two Matrix films, making them no
longer sucky.

Jude Law was arrested for attacking a paparazzo in
London.  Skinny,
bald, possibly gay guys beating up photographers - way
hot, or plain creepy?