Tila Tequila to Get Her Own Reality Show

MySpace skank Tila Tequila is set to get a reality dating show on MTV. The show will reportedly follow Tila on her quest for true love as she searches through various guys and girls. From Tila’s official MySpace:

My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me….having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love…..but there is a catch…..the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….the only twist is….yes, there is another twist….the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

Sounds like the show will tank to me. I’m not really interested, she isn’t really that attractive. If this was a Scarlett Johansson lesbian show it would probably have the highest ratings of any show in existence.

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Published 9/7/07 by


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