Roundup: Celebrity Spats

Celeb Spat#1: Paris vs. Christina

Whatever happens in Vegas…..is heard 'round the world.

Last night, Sin City was bombarded by an onslaught of celebs (and their resident hangers-on) for the MTV VMA's. The new Vegas branch of LA hotspot LAX hosted the biggest bash in celebration of the music awards and Christina Aguilera played hostess- with-the-mostest. (We hear she has some financial stake in the club.)

Aguilera didn't arrive until after midnight and held court at her VIP table with hubby Jordan Bratman and a few friends for most of the night. Her peace was disrupted, however, when Paris Hilton showed up around 1AM.

Apparently Paris was throwing 'em back because around 2AM, she felt confident enough to take over the DJ Booth and announce to Christina (and the entire venue),  "Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You're gorgeous."

Christina, who has deliberately kept quiet about her pregnancy, (both declining to comment on persistent rumors about it and passing on any interviews that could not guarantee the pregnancy question be off-limits) is said to be extremely upset with Paris.

Celeb Spat #2: Paris vs. Sarah Silverman

Perhaps we know why Paris Hilton got wasted enough to confirm Christina Aguilera's preganacy without permission in Vegas over the weekend—she was drowning her sorrows over running into MTV Movie Awards Host Sarah Silverman. The heiress is said to still be fuming over Sarah's use of Paris as the butt of jokes in her opening monologue at the Movie Awards.

"Paris does not want to be on the carpet with Sarah," a source told the Post.

Sarah, as was an opener for the VMA's this past weekend, steered noticibly clear of Paris jokes—she did, however, let Britney have it.

Celeb Spat #3: Madonna vs. Elton

Madonna and Elton finally kissed and made up at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London yesterday.

In case you have been living under a rock for the last few years, you would know that at an awards show in 2004 Elton John famously said, ""Madonna, best fucking live act? Fuck off! Since when has lip-synching been live?....That's me off her fucking Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No."

Last night, though, Elton was singing a different tune. (Get it? Elton? Singing?) When Elton introduced Madonna, he said "This is a moment you thought you would never see."

When she arrived on stage, they kissed (both cheeks, naturally) and hugged, and Madonna announced that not only had Elton written a sincere apology, but he also offered to join the Kabbalah.