Paris Hilton Outs Christina Aguilera’s Pregnancy

I wonder if Paris Hilton is familiar with the saying “mind your own business you dumb ?” Okay, so I might have added a bit more to that expression but whatever, its better my way. So the latest annoying thing that Paris Hilton did was out her friend. Christina Aguilera, who is only rumored to be pregnant with her first child (she has yet to officially confirm), was hosting the pre-VMA party in Las Vegas on Saturday night when Paris Hilton took over the mic and gave her a shout out. Sources say wonk-eye said,

“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous,” Hilton, 26, said to the packed crowd, while Aguilera, 26 (whose video “Candy Man” is up for Best Director at the MTV VMAs) sat nearby in uncomfortable silence.

Umm, I thought her BFF was Nicole Richie and isn’t she pregnant, too? God, Paris Hilton is such a whore, even when it comes to friends. This news is funny to me because Paris Hilton is continually proving herself to be a lifetime member of the idiots club. C-Ag should have just punched her in the wonk and maybe then it would’ve shut completely. Homegirl seriously needs an eye patch. No joke.

Below are thumbnails of pregnant C-Ag with a mask of white-ass make up on. Seriously, try and imagine what her sink water must look like when she washes her face off at night! It’s probably brownish-black water for days!

Published 9/11/07 by


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