“I’m 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You get wisdom too, so it’s not all bad. But you can’t really do anything about ageing.”
Charlize has also expressed a desire to have kids, but isn’t too keen on the weight gain that goes with it.
“Getting pregnant doesn’t excite me, but having kids does. I know I’ll be a mother one day.
“It’s just that I don’t really want to look like a whale!
“But I’m sure the idea of something growing inside you is pretty powerful.”
You know what else is powerful? My pythons. The people at my gym all agree. Once you see me curl 2 lbs. for 5 reps with ONE arm, you too will be impressed. Remember this, weaklings. You have been invited to the gun show, courtesy of me.
The Blemish
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