This Guy Seems to Have Life All Figured Out

Dear Crazy Britney Fan,

You're out of your gods damned mind. 

Hugs and Kisses,
Mel

P.S. Hiding under a sheet while you make your video doesn't mean the leather-clad gentleman in the next room is loading the tranquilizer gun any more slowly. 

P.P.S. Please see Pete Wentz's "Tips on Guyliner" before attempting this look again.  I don't condone it, but if you're gonna do it, do it right.  Spring for some MAC so that doesn't run when you masturbate with a knife while "Oops...I Did it Again" plays on repeat, for crying out loud.

Source: Don't Judge Me

Published 9/11/07 by

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