Roundup: Celeb Mistakes: Sienna, Kanye, and Paris

Sienna Miller’s Clothing Line, Twenty8Twelve:

I would never characterize Sienna’s (technically it is also her sisters’ but who cares about her, right?) entire clothing line as a ‘mistake’. I happen to think that Sienna is quite the innovator and has more than earned her title as a fashionista. I also give her huge kudos for not butchering the legendary persona of Edie Sedgewick in Factory Girl. With that said, though, the piece that Sienna elected to wear to the opening of her Twenty8Twelve clothing line was certainly, necessarily, in all ways, shapes, and forms, a mistake. Such a mistake, in fact, that the snarky girls from Gofugyourself.com pointed out it looked as though Sienna was co-starring as Eliza Doolittle’s boozy, disastrous father Arthur in a revival of Pygmalion.

Kanye’s Tantrum:

Show me someone who couldn’t always tell Kanye West was a little bit of a crybaby and I’ll show you a liar. I tell you, those overconfident types are always masking blazing insecurity.

After losing two VMA's to JT, Kanye was so pissed he started whining to anyone and everyone he could find and proceeded to  his very unfounded points of contention 1) Crying racism. Right, Kanye. 2) Complaining that his “party suite” was the poor mans backstage area and lastly 3) Abruptly canceling all his upcoming MTV appearances. Apparently he is boycotting the network that has sustained his fame. Good move.

Paris’ Hairstyle at the  VMA's:

You know a hairstyle is bad when people don’t just call it ‘bad’, they call it ‘funny’. Such was the case of Paris Hiltons’ VMA coif this past weekend. It was HILARIOUS.

Now I am not going to go so far as to say that Paris is beautiful. But we must give her points for perpetually putting herself together day after day to form a unique if not dependable platinum package. At the VMA’s, though, I would be lying if I said she looked like anything other than a 1960’s housewife. And a frumpy one at that. To make matters worse, she mixed her geriatric locks with a skin tight leopard sheath. Couldn’t she have worn mom jeans and some therapeutic white nurse kicks for consistency’s sake?