Roundup: Celeb Fashion Victims

Kate Bosworth:

I’m not at all opposed to these pants. I own a couple pairs just like them. If you wear them correctly, high-waisted pants can be oh-so-flattering. I am also not opposed to the Farmer’s button up. It’s western. I like it. 

 
But in general, I would characterize both as theme clothing. And I feel that theme clothing should stand alone. It should be either the disco jeans or the Farmer’s blouse. Otherwise, she just looks like a Scottish ranch hand from the 70’s.

Jessica Simpson:

It’s not that this dress is so hideous. It’s more that the girl in the dress is….well, distracting. What has become of the blonder half Simpson sisters?

 
There is just too much going on here. She is too tan. Her dress is too tight. There is too much draping. Her back is too arched. And for the love of God, her hair is pulled back way too severely.

 Jena Malone:

I enjoy Jena Malone, the actress. A great deal, actually. I do not, however, enjoy Jena Malone the fly fisher, the flood victim, the hobo, or the extra from Dick Tracy.