It’s a good preggers dress, but you can still see the hint of the baby bump. That is going to be such a hot baby. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is going to be banging that baby eight ways from Sunday in fifteen years. I mean, assuming it’s a girl. If it’s a boy, we’ll let Zahara take it on. Or Shiloh, since they’re closer in age.
Oooh, what if it’s a gay boy and Maddox turns out to be gay, too?
I wonder if they’ll hyphenate this baby’s name as Berry-Aubrey. And then when Baby Berry-Aubrey has a kiddo with Baby Jolie-Pitt, the kid’ll be Baby Berry-Aubrey-Jolie-Pitt. Actually, it would be best to do it in alphabetical order, like, Baby Aubrey-Berry-Jolie-Pitt.
I admit it is possible that I need to find something else to do with my time.
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