Jessica Simpson Wants a Baby with Ken Paves

Jessica Simpson Wants a Baby with Ken Paves
Damn. I don’t give Ken Paves the time of day and then all of the sudden I’m writing two stories about his ass in two days. All that styling hair is paying off cause homegirl is finally getting some fame! But this sort of fame? Being a baby daddy to Jessica Simpson? I don’t know if I’d want it.

Jessica Simpson, who is single, and Ken Paves, who is in a gay relationship, were overheard* talking about having children. The conversation, according to sources, went like this:

“..Jess was moaning about how she couldn’t find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been. Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn’t as keen on the idea. However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months.”

Wait, I thought Jessica Simpson has always been the immature one in the relationship? At least thats how it seemed when watching The Newlyweds. And Ken’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have a baby, huh? How perfect. Except that this will never happen. Why? Because Papa Joe would never allow it. Truth.

*Overheard meaning someone probably completely made this whole thing up.

Published 9/14/07 by


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