Terrorists Give Britney Harsh Reviews

Yahoo reports that terrorist leader Muhammad Abdel-Al is quoted in his new book as saying that if he met Britney Spears or Madonna he would 'cut off their heads'. Damn, that's some harsh stuff. I think he's just jealous America has 40-year-olds that look like this. And beheading Britney isn't going to solve a thing. Clearly it was the rest of her lumpish body that was the issue at the VMAs.
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