Tasty Waves and an Impotent Bud

O.J. Simpson: The juice is not motherfucking loose. Also, not a Jew. (Evil Beet) Speaking of Judaism, Madonna has declared herself an ambassador of the religion. (Celebitchy) Kylie Minogue in a lovely Shirley Temple Goes Goth ensemble. (Gabby Babble) Jeremy Piven does strange things to statuettes. (Ayyyy!) Marilyn Manson never did nothing in no bathroom. (Holy Moly) Justin Timberlake bitchslapped [...]

Published 9/17/07 by

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